Wes

Wes
Wes is the titular character of Wes Vs.

Wes grew up in the same very poor, very rural home town, with no public transit and poor cell phone reception. The town is very swampy and humid, and you can grow tropical plants during the summer. He claims that even though he and Bunny don't have a lot of money, his family had even less growing up. At one time, his blended family consisted of almost 20 people in one mobile home.

''"We played games that were bad, and they were just bad... [sic] especially by today's standards. But it was still fun." -Wes''

He once pulled the memory card while one of his cousin's was tying to save Crash Bandicoot. They only owned two playstation memory cards between several children. This corrupted the data on the card and they lost several good saves.

His first dream job was to be a game master tipster for a hotline after seeing a commercial for a 1-800 game tips hotline. He is a great saxophone player, and also has a background in professional musical theatre. Wes once auditioned for High School Musical. He then bowed out of the contract because the rest of the cast were morons and he and Bunny's relationship was becoming more serious. Bunny reportedly had to compete (while wearing a fur suit) to win Wes' affection. This is probably not true. They actually met while they both worked at the same game retailer. Wes and Bunny have been married since July 2014.